Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

red waffle

A menstrual pad

I need to change my red waffle

by kur40 July 20, 2017

Waffle scoop

When u take your poo out the toilet and clap it everywhere

Oi mate that lad done a waffle scoop the other day how dirty

by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016

Waffles

A set of nice ass titties behind a bikini top that barely covers them.

Yo checkout them waffles by the pool bar!!

by Ohhhohhh November 24, 2020

Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.

I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!

by toCheeka May 18, 2011

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024