A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.
by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022
Get the Turd KupalMooksmug. When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet
by Darkmuff March 24, 2025
Get the Turd Sledmug. Worthless piece of shit. Has shit for brains but thinks he'genius. Person who, like an unflushable chunk of turd, won't go away.
I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016
Get the turd toupeemug. From the TV series of South Park, Stan is made to choose between a Turd Sandwich or a Giant Dooche for the school mascot, but personally, VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH! VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH!
Stan: So you want me to choose between a Giant Dooche or a Turd Sandwich...?
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH
Cartman: VOTE FOR GIANT DOOCHE
Kyle: VOTE FOR TURD SANDWICH
by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025
Get the Turd Sandwichmug. when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
by anonymous September 18, 2020
Get the turd purgatorymug. When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023
Get the Turd Spawnmug. by Fogwater January 6, 2024
Get the Turd farmingmug.