Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024

Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.

(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!

by Wink666 March 20, 2009

Disk Turds

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.

1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks

What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter

by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019

Disk Turd

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, unlikely to ever be utilized.

1: Most of your hard drive is filled with Disk Turds.
2: We just pushed an uninstall package but it left lots of disk turds on the end points.
3: Disk cleanup may wipe out some disk turds.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

Turd spitter

The hind end of a male or female.

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"

by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018

Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017