a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

turd smurgler

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.

I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.

by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021

turd

Amber Heard is cockney slang

Amber Heard is cockney slang like a turd

by Colby312 June 1, 2022

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025

Turd

The thing the goes out of your bottom. "Plop" it says. Or you could use it as a name.

"Who are you?'
"I'm Turdanator"

by #Health_At_69 June 2, 2021

Hurse Turd

Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt

I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.

by GrimUrbans May 20, 2021