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Joystick or touchpad 

Joystick is slang for penis while touchpad is slang for vagina. People who ask this are typically looking for attention because they don’t get enough of it at home.
Dipshit: “You have a joystick or touchpad?”
Joystick or touchpad by nyapys April 13, 2024

Pickle tip touching

When two men(Devonte & airen) touch their tips

two man touch 

When playing tic-tac-toe/naughts and crosses if you or the opponent has a move where they can win from more than one position it is called a two man touch
I got you in a two man touch as I can win horizontally and vertically right now”

Spiritual Button Touch 

A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
Dametris hit my machine with a spiritual Button touch now I've got $40.

I'm gonna touch you vro 

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.
1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

Don't touch me you freak 

Elise Bishop will most likely say this to you if you touch her leg. If somebody says this to you, you are not provided with a lawyer in court.
"Hey Elise.. ;)"
"Don't touch me you freak!"