Jesse Thomas

This little small thing is some skinny thing ye and like it makes no sense like guys always wearing a mask like makes no sense like

Blud did you see the gyat on razer_lighning1 jesse thomas

by jayyymaxi September 29, 2023

Tank thomas

A raw ass football player that will run you the fuck over

Tank Thomas will run you over

by Tank Thomas April 19, 2019

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Thomas the train

The best gosh darn train in existence

Thomas the train

by Ohio ratatouille July 29, 2023

thomas brown

Thomas Brown is the guy you meet randomly but becomes a big part of your life. Most Tom Browns have unusually small penises but still like to brag about the "python" they think they have.
Overall everyone needs a Tom Brown in their life.

Thomas Brown is awesome

by tommyyourboy6969 May 25, 2024

Thomas

Your a literal nerd and you have no life+no friends

“Sir, I have the answer to question 4”

“Shut the fuck up Thomas you dumb stupid nerd”

by Flash man 69420 August 2, 2021