Freakmobile

The infamous small blue hatchback driven by the mayor of freakytown, Steffan Thomas
I heard the freakmobile has a hidden compartment for the mayor's ketamine stash
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Slut Shady

The local nickname given to the current mayor of the supposed fictional rural villa of freakytown. Some have said that his real name is Steffan Thomas, however this is still up for debate
Did you hear about the act Slut Shady passed last week, changing every day to be called freakday?! Apparently we have to stroke our thang for at least 45 minutes every day
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Freakytown

A small town in rural England, founded in 815AD not long after the first viking invasion.
Interesting facts:

They elected a new mayor named Steffan Thomas in early 2024.

The mayor drives a small blue hatchback called the freakmobile.

The mayor has significant ties with the large superstore chain, John Lewis.
I'm so jealous of Lizette, her parents are taking her to Freakytown at the weekend!
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freakytown

A fictional town set in rural England, the mayor of which is named Steffan Thomas who is given the unusual nickname of 'slut shady' by his people
Damn, I can't believe Liz gets to go to the freakytown festival this weekend. I heard mayor Slut Shady is going to be there!
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Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile
Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!
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Steffan Thomas

The supposed name of fictional mayor Slut Shady, who is currently in power in an underground book series titled 'A Freak's Dream' that takes place in rural English village Freakytown and it's surrounding areas
I heard a stupid theory that Slut Shady's real name is Steffan Thomas. I personally think he's the bastard son of Sticky Vicky.
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