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The Tap Rule 

The one prevailing law during a gangbang that creates order from disorder. After a reasonable period of time has passed, the gentleman who's "on deck" may tap the shoulder of the gentleman currently "at bat," and the latter gentleman must step aside and let the next guy have his turn.

This rule also works for drinking at a water fountain.

The Tap Rule was popularized during one particular scene (I believe it was No Holes Barred 4) where a certain anonymous man repeatedly ignored the aforementioned shoulder tap and was sternly reminded by one the men standing by to, "Respect the Tap Rule."

Rather than let the normally enjoyable experience turn to violent anarchy, the man relented and allowed the next gentleman to put his hoohoodilly in the female participant's cha-cha or whoopsidaisy, thereby preventing possible bloodshed.
The Tap Rule by nutman December 16, 2005
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...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead

a rock band from Texas
often simply called "Trail of Dead"
a very good band and in my opinion the hope of alternative rock, a genre that suffered so much in the past few years.
they got everything: musical talent and the jolly good ambitions to bring variety into every album, cool lyrics, stylish artworks and on stage they simply ROCK! make sure to be there if they are around for a show.
i simply like ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - although first i thought they play some emo crap. but then i listened to them!

The Toothbrush

The Toothbrush is a sexual act wherein a man after recieving head, cums on the head givers teeth and proceeds to move back a forth in a teeth brushing formation with either his penis or his finger.
Jen felt no clean feeling after Dan gave her the toothbrush.
The Toothbrush by ThE DeNtISt March 27, 2006

the thief of saint denis 

Thierry Henry. a term coined by legendary comentator george hamilton to describe the cheating french bastard who robbed Ireland of a place in the world cup by handling the ball leading to a goal during the qualifier at the stade de france, saint denis, paris
The Thief of Saint Denis rendered the entire world cup competition farcical.

Fear the Turtle 

When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."

the tony danza 

when a man is engaging in sexual and/or anal intercourse (with a woman preferably) one must strike the recipient with an open or closed fist with much force and simultaneously yell "Who's the Boss?" To which the recipient will no doubt answer "You are!" And one loudly replies "No, Bitch, Tony Danza's the Boss!" (Optional: a second strike may or may not accompany this correction)
I introduced Alyssa Milano to THE Tony Danza last night and put her into a coma.
the tony danza by Tony Danza March 28, 2004