"I'm gonna One-Time you on Halo 2 with my auto-headshot sniper rifle"
"You got One-Timed last night mate!"
"You got One-Timed last night mate!"
by Evilragdoll666 October 31, 2006
Five flaming homosexuals that have millions of girls fall in love when them everyday. If you join the fandom, it is nearly impossible to leave it. You are usually constantly talking about them once you're a directioner.
by Kayla Whoran November 15, 2012
When you bang someone of the opposite sex for the first time and add them onto your lifetime list of girls you have "plus oned". You cannot plus 2. If you have sex with two new people in one day or in one encounter it is then labelled as having had two "plus ones".
by Drewe Scott April 14, 2007
A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"
Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.
Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.
Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.
by One In A Million #1 January 12, 2009
The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.
It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )
If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309
in Conversation:
Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."
Preston - "Freakin right man"
Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."
Preston - "Freakin right man"
by Bondobrew February 04, 2009
by Sam Kornfield October 09, 2006
the coolest ooberest spiffiest person in the fucking world u fuckers and no one else is hahahahahahahaha
bye bye little one
by steve January 30, 2004