Twat-swat

When a female cock blocks her female friend

Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up

by Get-yo-gibs-on September 14, 2015

twat-twister

twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")

"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"

"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"

by barricada September 27, 2017

twat fragle

I don't know Dan said during katamari Damacy

Dan: oh it says up and fragile.
Arin: What did you think it said?
Dan: twat fragle

by darkclaw wolfgod October 8, 2023

Twat

Your mum

Percy:hey Jim what’s a twat

Jim: Your mum

by MoistyBoi69 September 30, 2020

Twat Tuah

When a dude spits on a woman’s pussy to get it lubed up before having sex.

Yea baby I’m gonna twat tuah and spit on yo pussy!

by Spicy Mukbang December 11, 2025

Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019

Twat Waffle

Chrissy Teigen.

Chrissy Teigen is a bona fide Twat Waffle.

by Hollywood Loves Me May 25, 2021