Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

Semen Sam

An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too

Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex

by The Oxford Dictionary 0fficial May 29, 2024

Sam

Some useless human being

Sam saw posts of the urban dictionary shiz a lot. All over instagram. He wants to be part of the problem, what a cunt.

by Bob silly pants March 18, 2017

Sam

fucking masterpiece absolute chad no other become so perfect. possibly the reincarnation of jesus christ

Sam is literally the reincarnation of the Lord

by Possibly Isaac November 14, 2021

Abi and Sam

If a rhino took a shit on a shit it should be abi and sam

I'm a abi and sam

by swesha October 23, 2020

Sam

Sam is the most extravagant girl who has stunning, big blues eyes. She can be shy at times but she's really nice to be around if you get to know her! She is right by your side, through thick and thin. She may not always agree with you, and she may not be the best at everything she does, but damn she's one hell of a woman. Dare underestimate her and you'll be sorry.

Friend 1: Ew, it's Sammy.

Friend 2: Ew? You must not know her well enough.

by crispycacti December 26, 2018

Sam

Sam is a very welcoming person. A person into a trilogy named bttf (back to the future) perhaps. She also loves Albert Einstein, and lots of more "smarty pants" in the world of Science. She would usually love to see her friend in video calls.
She loves Micheal J. Fox's series and movies!

Girl: It's Sam, the smarty pants!
Sam: Did you know that Mart-

by Universality September 28, 2020