by Dr clambert November 22, 2021
Get the Al jabber fuck sockmug. When one wears socks with their flip flops, they are called Sock Flops... not socks with sandles, not socks with flip flops... SOCK FLOPS
Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
Invented at Soul Survivor, Summer 2013 on a horse field next to some tents.
by Joel the Sock Flop wearer November 29, 2013
Get the sock flopsmug. Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.
by DrTortoise September 9, 2025
Get the Sock Solitairemug. by hoodbooger82 October 3, 2025
Get the Hit ur bitch in my socksmug. Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.
Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.
by A-Hole M July 2, 2025
Get the Diddy Socksmug. (verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014
Get the Sock Surprise!mug. 