smashing buns 

when your dickin' a girl down super good and ruff from the back. As your pounding it... look down and you will see her butt cheeks being smashed as you ram her with some more king dick. You can only use this word if indeed you do have the king dick aka big cock.

-Yo man did you bang out Ashley?
- Oh ya!... i was smashing buns with her all night long doggy dog.

-dude I'm gonna smash buns with your girl friend.
-Shut the fuck up you lil' dick pussy face. Your girl friend and your mom both said you have a lil' penis after i got done smashing buns with them.

smashing buns by tony dickwood! July 10, 2009

melon smasher 

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

melon smasher by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

Smashable 

A woman (or man) that, if you were to undergo sexual intercourse with, you'd perform unusual, hardcore porn like moves in attempt to have a painful yet pleasureful sex, causing him/her to limp for 2 weeks after.

Josh: What do you think of that girl buying a flirtini?
Nortn: Oh that blond one? She's definatly smashable.

Smashable by Boz Gunn December 24, 2007

GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis

Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.

GET SMASHED by MorbusX February 24, 2013

smasher 

a true lad u can get smashed with an just all out mandem

Mate Joe is a proper smasher!

smasher by Bossman14 January 1, 2011

Smashley 

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.

I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.

Smashley by foundaboutu August 7, 2010

smashboat 

Boat comes from the cockney 'boat race' i.e. 'face, and smashboat is therefore someone whose face is a mess, due to the ingestion of far too much alcohol or 'other'. The smashboat is a professional caner, and being a good smashboat takes hard work and usually a lot of money.

Alright, smashboat?

smashboat by JenniK August 4, 2003