rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).
After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!
by sirlixalot September 25, 2010
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Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.
Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.
by Field Armorer July 29, 2023
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rusty steve

wow that is one rusty steve”
by rusty steve fan August 17, 2021
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rusty chum bucket

The act of peeing & Pooping in a rusty Bucket while on ur period then feeding it to you partner
"Yeah Stephen let me give him a rusty chum bucket last night"
by Buggy123 December 12, 2024
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rusty drum

The act of tounging a male asshole while patting or "drumming" the testicles
Doug gave me a fantastic Rusty drum last night before i gave him a rusty trombone
by Caźzoo August 24, 2017
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Rusty Spoon Effect

This is when a person does something so bloody unexpected, so stupid, that it actually works.
Just like a terrorist running at you with not a bomb, but a rusty spoon

E.g. You go round a corner expecting someone to jump you, but they are actually lying down in the middle of the hallway
Person 1 - "Scared you!"
Person 2 - "You where duct taped to the ceiling, bloody Rusty Spoon Effect"
by AO | Dovahkiin October 12, 2017
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Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
by BerryrVA December 27, 2024
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