shill potato 

A person who is paid by the government and other private organizations to spread disinformation on YouTube and social media accounts...examples of shill potatoes are Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Mark Dice, David Icke and countless others. Shill potatoes will try to convince people that 9-11 was setup by Al Quiada, the moon landing is real, the earth is the shape of an apple, FEMA camps aren't real etc...They are easily spotted and always say the same things...

"Wow, another shill potato tried telling me that the Earth is a spinning ball...I know he's a shill potato because I went to his YouTube page and he has no liked videos, not subscribed to anyone, no playlists and no video history"

shill potato by TwitchBrah September 19, 2017

a hot potato 

An idiom meaning a trendy case or thing that everyone is talking about.

The murder case is a hot potato!

a hot potato by Vanessavampire12 October 27, 2017

Soggy Potato 

When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.

Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.

Soggy Potato by DocChase June 23, 2010

hot potato 

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Baking a potato to the point of flaming hot status, and then smashing it onto someone's face. Preferably your mortal enemy. Be sure to wear oven mitts.

Veronica said "Bitch I'mma hot potato your face!"

"Did you hear what happened this weekend? Alice hot potatoed Christian's face after hearing he looked at her one too many times."

hot potato by Veronica and Alice November 19, 2010

Twice Baked Potato 

When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".

I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.

Twice Baked Potato by Jeff Bee August 15, 2007

Mashed Potato Johnson 

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

Mashed Potato Johnson by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Couch Potato 

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

Couch Potato by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010