John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there

Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.

by Fmadethis October 31, 2020

Hoe Pizza

The hoeiest pizza, for hoes, Dominos.

If you sell pussy or ass, there's a Dominos box nearby. Guaranteed.

A few more sucked dicks and I'll be able to afford a hoe pizza for dinner.

by RedlegCVMA January 31, 2021

Yura Pizza

Telling people that they are a piece of shit, but with extra steps.

Little Jimmy: Knock Knock.
Bobert: Who’s there?
LJ: Yura Pizza.
Bobert: Yura Pizza who?
LJ: YURA PIZZA SHIT BOBERT, YOU STOLE MY PORN STASH

by Just Your Average Internet Boi September 7, 2021

fluffy pizza

A sassy,gangsta women!
She is hot.She is sexy.
She wears glass,that will make you fall for her ass.
She got a pure heart,and spreads happiness as fart!

There's Fluffy pizza!

by AnonymousGod69 September 26, 2019

Fanny Pizza

When you pick up that really drunk bloke in the club and he barfs all over your minge..

oh my gawd are you sure you wanna give him a drink? ...you might end up with a fanny pizza

by Club Shhh... cafeman, darlo November 16, 2018

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

pizza

when Donald trump knocks you out then steals all your money and runs

i was pizza,d last night i woke up this morning in a ally naked with a hobo licking a banana split off my insomuch

by the real donald trum March 8, 2017