Penis Clout

any kind of signs showing that you got laid. Think of it like an 8th grader keeping that crusty nut in their hair and using it to show everyone at school as proof that they clapped cheeks

rachael-“yo did u hear about savannah doin the nookie?!”
ben-“yeah she got that penis clout”

by irlpenisclout February 23, 2019

echidna penis

A 4-headed penis.

My girlfriend invited 3 other girls when she found out I had an echidna penis.

by JesJesJulio July 11, 2014

buried penis

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

by gsmack April 24, 2014

Penis puffer

A gay man that not only smokes cigarettes but also sucks dick

“Mom that man is a penis puffer”

by 3.6 grapplebees January 3, 2021

seasoned penis

A well traveled penis that knows about the finer things in life.

considered a thing of beauty in most cultures a well seasoned penis takes dedication and hard work to achieve

"It has seen many things my seasoned penis"

"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"

"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"

"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"

"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"

"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"

by Swift2 August 5, 2012

Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

penis szn

it’s the season for the girls. all they get is penis, all they wear is penis, all they eat is penis, all they feel is well penis. happy penis szn y’all!

omg do you guys feel that i can tell penis szn is almost here!

by penisszn November 17, 2019