peach

Girl with nice breasts.

Damn look at that peach.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

You're a peach

You're a bitch. Used by southerners; said in a sweet tone but meant in a derogatory way - much like "bless your heart".

Oh, honey, you're a peach!

by TexasBandit April 21, 2022

Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

pace

A male who is obsessed with a girl but will never get any action from her, and will die a virgin. The only action he will ever get will be from his own unwilling hand(see molesterbation).

He sat there with kari all night and all they did was sit next to each other, what a pace.

by daytonizer April 17, 2008

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper

n. A Puerto Rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. Usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. Usually of a more muscular caliber. Can be adopted or bought at a local Mental Iinstitution.

Little kid: "hold on i think the ball landed in Mr. Jose's yard.

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*

Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!

PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....

by Captain Seafoam sucker April 29, 2010

pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart. The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles. People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and intended by God to die, only to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them living freaks.

John has a Pacemaker, yo!

by Mr. Mammon July 30, 2008

PeaceRiceLand

The Chinese "Perfect Land", promised to them during the Communist Revolution by Chairman Mao. It is a nation with large pieces of Land and an abundance of Rice. it also has an overwhelming sense of Peace and free love, much like what is found in a Hippie community. Similar to PeaceBreadLand

"I don't like Absolute Monarchies. I think I'll go to PeaceRiceLand"

by Zoklar July 10, 2006