Chocolate Space Man

An elaborate sexual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. Then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air and likely tightening the vaginal / rectal cavities ensuring maximum enjoyment.

"I paid this prostitute an extra $50 last night to do the chocolate space man, I forgot the pull the bag off her head though and now I don't know where to bury her"

by Billy Billy no mates October 3, 2017

Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth

Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week

by How mama 446 May 8, 2021

chocolate clam suprise

When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"

John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.

by Ziink October 22, 2012

hot chocolate mouth

Poop play where surprise diarrhea happens unexpectedly.

My wife and I were setting up for our typical Sunday poop play. I got into position, squatting over her chest, her adoring eyes ready for my steamy receipt. I forgot the hot curry I'd had for lunch and destroyed her hair with my watery emission. Sorry about the hot chocolate mouth!

by The Adam W October 9, 2013

Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

by tastercakes July 3, 2011

Bubbling Chocolate Sauce

Produced from between one's cheeks and thrown in the face of whoever hates juggalos.

When one bends over to produce massive fecal matter... or "Bubbling Chocolate Sauce" all over the face of a hater of anything anywhere... especially DeutscheBags that hate juggalos for no specific reason, then find out we're cool and try to be like us, but cant... sad day!

by KILLJOY509 August 24, 2011

Chocolate Lemonade Stand

When a man is giving anal sex to a woman or another man and then urinates in his or her anus. Then, the man sucks the urine out of the man or woman's anus and swallows it.

- Dude, I can't believe you gave that girl a chocolate lemonade stand last night!
- I know, it was crazy!

by clchuck August 25, 2011