fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 08, 2018

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 09, 2021

Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

by Delt__ May 10, 2018

Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.

Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.

by protijy July 02, 2018

Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

by Leyulf October 01, 2013

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 11, 2022