Josh is a very loyal friend, almost as loyal as a dog. UNTIL you cross him. You cross a Josh, and he will cross you off his list... for life! Witty, knowledgeable, Josh tends to grasp new concepts with their feet on the ground running. Warning: a Josh may become fiery when talking about politics. There are some words to avoid at all costs when talking to a Josh. These trigger words usually accumulate over the lifetime of a Josh. A Josh can be very strong and handy. A friend that will give you the shirt off his back, unless he thinks you're an idiot. Joshs have little tolerance for stupid people. And don't even get him STARTED on lazy people. It's also worth noting that Josh can become gassy after meals. Joshs tend to be on time always. They do not have respect for anyone who is not punctual! When a Josh gets frustrated, he will just walk away!
by Popcornfart December 1, 2022
Get the Joshmug. Steeeeeeez
by SteeeeeezGod June 20, 2022
Get the Josh Parkmug. The first thing to take into account with Josh is that he is extremely passionate, more so than most woman like apparently. Secondly is the innate ability to see your inner most secretive thoughts just by gazing in your eyes. Third if you come off ass a pompous ass believe josh will look the other way without giving you a second gaze. Joshs do not tolerate dishonest individuals as they have a tendency to be self absorbed and shallow. Most importantly don't ever engage in sexual activity with a josh, it will set a standard beyond fathoming. Joshs aren't concerned with their self satisfaction, they are concerned with their partners Satisfaction making it highly difficult to even propose something so awe inspiring.
by YoursTruly1989 March 20, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Josh is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. He may be short, but that doesn't stop him from protecting you when you need it. Josh is loyal, kind and an all around amazing person who you would be lucky to have in your life. Josh is a real ladies' man, and all the girls go crazy for him. But be careful, if you lose his trust, you have only one chance left before he decides he doesn't want you in his life.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Josh today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
Girl 2: Yeah, he looked so hot. I wish he was mine.
Girl 1: I know, *sigh*
by SillyStoffoCat November 10, 2019
Get the Joshmug. One bad ass motherfucker that drives around in a blue evo and great at sex no matter how small his fuck is
by pussy destroyer 12 32 March 11, 2017
Get the josh troymug. To be as gay as possible. One who loves sweets. Probably spends as much time getting played as most normal guys do on the shitter.
by Bigboib2018 September 5, 2018
Get the Joshmug. A loyal friend and boyfriend. He will stand by your side if you stand by his side. Josh is always the nicest and sweetest boy in his friend group.
by MrsGaylonJ February 4, 2022
Get the Joshmug.