John Dodge

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

john lapan

The biggest strongest man ever..Well that is George LaPan..Dlnt mess with those awesome men!

Hey, is that John LaPan? Oh wait that guys penis isn't massive

by DixieLaPanKarcherManly September 22, 2015

John Gassy

The name that rivaled the infamous John garris,due to reason disputes the rival to the king has disappeared but we all hope he will return.

Dang John garris is getting beat by John gassy!
John gassy might overtake John garris

by Juicebox2311 September 12, 2021

John Cena

A god. A good Oman. The most powerful and beautiful man on this earth.

Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.

by Megatron2530 May 29, 2016

john copeland

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend

John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018

John is a Bum

John is such a bum

John is a Bum!!!!!

by totally not pilar November 4, 2020

John McTaggart

"Son get your work down" is just one of the many quotes said by this famous legend from Holy Cross High school in Hamilton. He also has some arse and will whip your arse, quote "Had a naughty boy in class today, had to give him a proper telling." This was another great quote from him, he also listens to scrillex.

I saw John McTaggart smelling Mrs Hands the other day, pretty sure she said some arse to him and skelped it.

by Unlimitedchildren inthebasemen December 4, 2020