Fake-Basher 

A wanna be scene person who bash other wanna-be scene individuals. This person is a fake and think that they're scene.

I dont like wanna-be scene people, who make fun of other wanna-bes, like Fake-Bashers

Fake-Basher by Sincerly, Charlotte June 3, 2009

facestalker 

A person of whom preys on the weak and addicted in the facebook world. These "facestalkers" spend every spare minute looking at everyones status update, new photos and potential friends or 'hotties'..
Such people are in need of serious help as once they begin the stalking, ending is near impossible!.

"hey you should totally check out.... he is so hot.. i'v been facestalking him"
"omg- your such a facestalker"

facestalker by facenessnessness February 4, 2010

faceshittin 

wen ppl talk smack bout notha person thru facebook messages nd da person dey talkin bout knos bout it

jayla was faceshittin cuz she too scared to confront lynda bout wut she hadda say

faceshittin by Wendeline February 11, 2010

Fake mixx 

to act fake,shady,jive and not keeping it real

man stop fake mixx'n (stop acting shady)

Fake mixx by Tyme da Boss August 3, 2010

Facestabbing 

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.

I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.

Facestabbing by Naffamily November 25, 2010

Fake Spray 

Weak drizzle from car wash attendant's spray gun.

When you're at the high dollar car wash in your local city and they give you that little soapy/water fake spray only on the driver side after you pay the damn $10+

Fake Spray by HuggdBear December 11, 2010

facesucked 

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

facesucked by Codyyomama March 12, 2011