Quite nice
If she’s ginger keep her
If not then bin her off
Most likely in a weird friend group
Likes really rude boys
If she’s ginger keep her
If not then bin her off
Most likely in a weird friend group
Likes really rude boys
by Your nan123 January 4, 2020
Get the Emilymug. An apostrophe in a place where a comma should have been used, some gals just want to see the world burn and leave their lover in the gutter to die
Emily: I never did that
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
The oppressed: urban dictionary is more fun than real life, and I will always resent you for that
Emily: it’s not my fault I’m poor
The oppressed: no it’s because I’m stronger than you thats why and that’s not even a metaphor anymore
Emily: urban dictionary is more fun than real life because you’re a jerk with grit
The oppressed: YOU NEVER LOVED ME I HATE YOU FOR ABANDONING ME
Emily: I don’t even know you like that chill out I don’t even ask you to do anything, if we’re being honest, the opportunity cost of doing stuff is high regardless of what is the other thing so you win by me being a bitch
The oppressed: why you too on point with it it almost seems like you don’t understand it’s theoretical to you not all knowledge is a priori
Emily: you’re an a priori douchebag and I don’t mean in the nice way I mean you correct people too often I don’t care about you at all you’re just a man
The oppressed: I hate humanity
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. by youlocalhater May 19, 2022
Get the Emilymug. She is a beautiful person with a kind heart. She loves to play games with her boyfriend. With brown hair and beautiful brown eyes.
Emily is the best girlfriend ever
by Himmler November 23, 2021
Get the Emilymug. Emily is an often misunderstood bewildering anomoly that speaks and acts holistically without contrition or malice.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
Although at times her approach can seem savige, the execution commands admiration as she inexplicably exerts an abundance of energy, joy, and love, upon others autonomously that resonates throughout without recoil.
Her beauty lures and her heart cures. Conflict felt within a closed-mind quicky dissipates, and leaves the affected parties in awe with her striking disposition and grace.
Emily serves as a reminder that purity comes in many forms - angels do exist.
"Whoa! Did you just sign and wedge a peace treaty in my insula to stop the conflict of self-criticism?!"
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".
*thug life sunnies descend from above*
"Sup? I'm Emily".
by kutchandmurph March 4, 2024
Get the Emilymug. Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.
by lusd28 June 1, 2020
Get the Emilie Ducarmemug.