fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018

shrek x donkey

it is a beautifull thing that is not wrong at all i think it is the best thing that exists and there should be a cult for it

this is a joke btw

shrek x donkey wallpaper

by hugo (the one with the big dic April 4, 2022

Useless, pathetic annoying talking donkeys

When Princess Fiona goes away to marry Lord Farquaad, then shrek gives up and walks away. Donkey tries to encourage Shrek to come back to her and Shrek goes on a tizzy with Donkey as a way of letting his suppressed anger and sadness out.

Shrek: I live alone! My swamp! Me! Understand? Nobody! Especially USELESS, PATHETIC ANNOYING TALKING DONKEYS!

Donkey: But shrek, i thought we were-

Shrek: Yeah, well you know what? You thought wrong.

by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021

donkey

asshole in arab countries

ahmed you donkey you fucked your own sister

by missi li October 3, 2007

Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!

Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!

by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005

donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.

"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"

by huggies April 15, 2006