douche bag 

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

douche bag by Sean February 9, 2005

douche clat 

A combination of douche bag and blood clat

OMG, what a douche clat!

douche clat by medve April 8, 2007

douche bag 

A divise too make fun of somebody.

Dude Devon, Your a douche bag

douche bag by your name here April 22, 2003

Douche Swoosh 

When someones hair is pushed off to one side giving it the look that the wind just "swooshed" it over to that side.

Hey look that guy was just in the wind...Wait, no he wasn't he's just a faggot with a douche swoosh.

Douche Swoosh by shneeky09 May 27, 2009

Douche Beard 

Gayest member of the Seamen of the South
Very skinny and bony and has a large mouth and knees. Beware the cold bone
AKA DB

wheres DB?
prolly suckin a dick

Douche Beard by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

douche-drinker 

a person who drinks a douche after it's been used.

you're a such a douche-drinker

douche-drinker by C@|\|@d@ |3@|3y August 15, 2007

douche licker 

one who is lame.
or just another stupid comeback :]

shut up you douche licker.

oooh, dis.

douche licker by Nihoe. June 8, 2007