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guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.
I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face
by Ob303 February 23, 2024
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Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it
"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.
by Glitchedchaos February 23, 2024
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The 2003 Silver Cup Final

You had to be there...

Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.

Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.

On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.

Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.

You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"

"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024
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stanley cup

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!

person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024
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Different cups of tea for different poodles

1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks
1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.
by a,sjdb March 7, 2024
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Pup Cup

This word usually means a cup for a pup, but this is different. "Pup Cup" is a term that defines that someone is an idiot.

This term can also be used when referring to a troublemaking puppy
"What a Pup Cup!"

Daisy realised that her pet is a Pup Cup
by MiriamBlooba March 20, 2024
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pasta cup

When someone spreads the anus of another person, whilst shitting through a strainer into the other persons agape anus.
"Did you see Rob give Aaron a Pasta Cup last week? That was fucked up"
by WhiteHunterSmo March 21, 2024
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