Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Rib Cracker

a weapon from Diablo 3 witch is imposable to find

Man I've spent 5 days grinding for the Rib Cracker

by anonymous October 12, 2021

Grammar Cracker

It's like a play on grammar nazi and graham cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker

by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Flacka'crackergum

When a "cracker"that's on the "flacka"prefurrs his lung chedder over 3cent store bought chewing gum cause he to broke, so thick lung pus chedder is the chew to chew and swallowable and returns for free HE SAY HE CANT BEAT THAT...

HEY CRACKER GOT ANY MORE OF THAT GUM FLACKA'CRACKER??...What gum????I gots my FLACKA'CRACKERGUM BRUH WANTS SOME?open up!!!

by NACuvSRO April 16, 2022