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Chicken-Dookit 

A Chicken- Dookit would be described by some as splendiferous, amazing, lovable and far from a curried item. Very quickly observed in the wild as the leader of the pack, however in social environments such as ques in supermarkets and other similar spots, the Chicken-Dookit is far from its usual extroverted self. They tend to avoid making eye contact and shuffles for imagined belongings in any available pockets. In the past when the Chicken-Dookit has worn clothing with no pockets such as a dress they panick and reach in to by-standers pockets, which usually results in being labelled as a bad bad, Chicken-Dookit. When spending time with relatives in Peru, they were encouraged to engage in this act as a form of entertainment to the rest of the tribe. Which probably had a detrimental effect on the Chicken-Dookit's social skills in later life.

Despite this apparent defect, they are sweet and are great in tortillas with garlic mayo, chilli sauce and variety of salady pieces of veg-taaaaables!
Q-Hey you! Chicken-Dookit! What you doing in my pockets?!?!?
A-Oh I dunno!!
Q-Well stop that nonsense and get in my tortilla!!
A-Oh?!?!
R-Yea and bring your friends!!
S-Baby!!
Chicken-Dookit by Merchant of Peru October 19, 2010
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Chicken Wood 

A phrase used to describe anything bad, which can be said in various occasions. It was created for the collaberation project with Baker Studios and Foster.
Example One:

Guy 1: You know if the guy with the Sombrero points at you, you die.

Guy2: That's just a load of Chicken wood, Phil.

Guy 1: My name is not Phil.

Chicken Pushing

Chicken Pushing is the act of sneaking up on a sleeping chicken on its perch and with your index finger only, firmly push between the birds wings thus tipping it over.

Much like the act of Cow Tipping.
you need to cheer up! Lets go Chicken Pushing!!!
Chicken Pushing by jac33au May 11, 2011

Chicken Nathada

A Term Refering To Pussy
Laura Showed Me Her Chicken Nathada

Chicken Baby 

A mythic child who speaks without sound. A good Friend. A kind spirited Gazoo whom is often misunderstood. A true fact.
"Chicken Baby I am confused about life"

(Telepathicly) It is true one can not see as well in the fog. But the fog is soft, take the time to let your feelings guide you now."
Chicken Baby by Tsudo Nimm August 16, 2011

Chicken & Raffles 

1. Much like KFC, but with 12 secret herbs and spices of pain.

2. To bitch slap pervy trolls.

3. Hitting thieves like their mothers should have.
He asked you to send pictures of what? I'm going to go Chicken & Raffles on his ass!
Chicken & Raffles by Daemom January 7, 2014

Chicken Turkey

"Hey look its Jenny the chicken turkeying whore"
Chicken Turkey by Chicken Turkey December 7, 2014