Chocolate coal miner

The act in which a man 'mines' in order to extract some 'chocolate'

(a man reaches into a fellow mans anus to turd burgle steal poo )

Adrian Chiles is everybodies chocolate coal miner

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 20, 2010

reverse chocolate slide

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull out turn around and shit on her back.

I gave your mom the best reverse chocolate slide last night!

by Tropis Rex June 10, 2009

chocolate whoopee-cushion

Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.

"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"

by Rs86 February 2, 2010

chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018

Lil’ Chocolate Mousse

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.

I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.

by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Chocolate Space Man

An elaborate sexual maneuver; simply defecate into a air tight bag and place it over your partners head allowing minimal room for them to breathe, commence coitus from the rear, either hole is fine. Then in the last few seconds before climax remove the bag swiftly from your partners head leaving them gasping for air and likely tightening the vaginal / rectal cavities ensuring maximum enjoyment.

"I paid this prostitute an extra $50 last night to do the chocolate space man, I forgot the pull the bag off her head though and now I don't know where to bury her"

by Billy Billy no mates October 3, 2017

Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth

Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week

by How mama 446 May 8, 2021