(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch
A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs
At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.
During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.
(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.
Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.
Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs
At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.
During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.
(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.
Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.
Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.
*based on true events
Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.
*based on true events
Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022
Get the Boss Bunnymug. Applies to humans who love to cuddle with one another, but also applies to companion animals who love to spend quality time with their humans.
by HasFurTwins October 5, 2019
Get the Snuggle bunnymug. Funny-Bunny is a phrase meant to call someone an idiot in a simplistic way. Repeating the phrase over and over causes confusion and is a way to insult those that are not aware of the joke. The more they ask what a "Funny-Bunny" is, the greater the fool they are.
by Jeremy_Boullard112 October 25, 2022
Get the Funny-Bunnymug. by Kidkidx March 27, 2016
Get the Bunnymug. On December the 1st to December the 10th it will be Fuck a bunny girl day
Reason being is because its a few days Past NNN
Reason being is because its a few days Past NNN
by Kaisho Le December 1, 2021
Get the fuck a bunny girl daymug. Similar to their southern cousin the mud cricket. Snow bunnies; typically basic white girls. Can be identified by their usual lack of clothes even during the winter months. And can be found banging anyone with with a lifted truck or snowmobile. Snow bunnies have also been known to be passed around friend groups like a hackie sack.
by SmallmanBigboat February 3, 2021
Get the Snow Bunnymug. A sociopathic female who fakes innocent and cute but is actually very cunning, and she uses this to her advantage- manipulating those around her to do what she wants
by Sly butch November 11, 2022
Get the sly bunnymug.