Asshole

A "thing" normally refered to as short and angry. Aka the wanna be Hitler

Why are you trying to deny you're an asshole ?

by WillYouJustDie May 5, 2020

Asshole

The place from where your crap comes

Last night I got my asshole open like a can of beers

by GreatHacker64 April 23, 2018

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

Asshole

Someone who doesn’t care about your feelings/heart because they look for worldly lights not heavenly light

If they cheat and leave you broken hearted, I wouldn’t be surprised

Somebody that asks out for a date and then never gets back to you about and makes you wait a whole three months only to find out about there newest boyfriend wow what as asshole thing to doo

by Wild Jagah March 6, 2023

asshole

Someone who wears mismatched socks.

"That guy is wearing mismatched socks? What an asshole."

by notdima June 18, 2022

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016