Asshole

The KING of them

Hym "The KING of the assholes uh-thank-you-very-much. And now that we all agree than I'm right, I'll take my shit now please. You can all go... I don't know. Go fuck each other or whatever it is yoy filth oigs do when I'm not around."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Alcoholic asshole

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

by Am not gay February 1, 2023

Asshole

Zach Crain is a narcissistic, egotistical, man/child who can only be defined by one word. (Asshole)

Zach was pulling a zach and being an asshole

by Fuckkitt buckitt February 15, 2023

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023

Asshole

everyone was defining the word "asshole" as people who are being assholes, I'm going to define THE asshole.

the g spot, in males and females.
also, a magical place that makes you feel good.

"yo dude, your asshole is so tight!"
"no homo though lol"

by aaaqqqqqaaaaaa October 15, 2023

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .

Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.

by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023

Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.

by anonymous October 18, 2023