From the old Our Gang show where the little boys hated the little girls and would not allow them into the club. A modern day version is any group of men who love to hate and hate to love the females. HMWH are not gay, because that would be too scary for them. Nor are they truly heterosexual in any mature sense. Mostly they are whimpering little boys who can't deal with adult life, and project all their fear and hostility onto women, rather than having the spine to handle their own shit. Another example is Al Bundy's NO MA'AM Club; in case you hadn't noticed, Al Bundy is an idiot.
If you're scared of women, scared of sex, scared of life, and need someone to blame it on, you're eligible for a He-Man Woman Haters Club.
by ECStanton October 24, 2008
Get the He-Man Woman Haters Clubmug. A club made up of Valentine (me), my bf Shin Tsukimi, Ranmaru Kageyama, and Maple. We all have Borderline Personality Disorder and we are all hot/pretty/cute!!! <3
Valentine: Want to join my club bbg?
Shin: What is it called?
Valentine: Hot People with BPD club
Shin: absolutely.
Shin: What is it called?
Valentine: Hot People with BPD club
Shin: absolutely.
by Shin Tsukimi’s bf August 18, 2023
Get the Hot People with BPD clubmug. Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
by jjjimmyB April 27, 2006
Get the Schlong o' da' Month clubmug. Anyone who is very annoying and/or stupid to a great extent. If only slightly annoying, then they are just a regular member.
Wearing of glasses is optional.
Wearing of glasses is optional.
by jayzee February 26, 2005
Get the Founding Member of the Speccy Twat Clubmug. *Notable members of Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Club:
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
~ Ron Artest (Metta World Peace), signed with the Lakers after being eliminated in the second round (2009 playoffs)
~ Ray Allen, signed with the Heat after being eliminated in the conference finals (2012 playoffs)
~ Andre Iguodala, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the first round (2013 playoffs)
~ Kevin Durant, signed with the Warriors after being eliminated in the conference finals (2016 playoffs)
~ Since LeBron James is 2-0 against the Heat during 2009-10 season, He is not a member of this club
by Unicornication July 10, 2016
Get the Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Clubmug. An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!
by Mullet McFuckington July 3, 2008
Get the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Clubmug. Dole Pineapple Club, also known as DPC, is a very exclusive but still tiiiight cult of kids straight outta ukiah. the DPC basically represents anything and everything that is squared, dole, or incens-ey. regular meetings are held in Emily's room, in which many things such as hypnotism, incense partying, and dole shrining may occur.
WOW! Did you go to the Dole Pineapple Club incense party last night? It was so DOLE
Ewwww Del Monte. Dude, youre marked down to a pledge in the Dole Pineapple Club.
Ewwww Del Monte. Dude, youre marked down to a pledge in the Dole Pineapple Club.
by Emma Lee January 31, 2007
Get the Dole Pineapple Clubmug.