Spicy salad

When your hair is messy and out of control.

"Austin has some spicy salad ontop his head"

by Augedog June 10, 2016

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

salad 30

A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents

Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?

by welcmetowalmart March 19, 2014

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Chopping the salad

It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...

(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)

Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."

(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)

by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022

Keyword Salad

A jumble of words in a paragraph, found in a YouTube video description, that just has a bunch of popular phrases, people, and trends so the algorithm is more likely to recommend people the video.

When a video has these popular words in the description, it will reach more people because of it’s popularity.

Video description: Did you hear what Dream said to Pewdiepie, James Charles, and Mr. Beast? It is super sus among us amogus, funny meme! It’s so TikTok trendy! Will Dreamwastaken be canceled cancel for what he said? Funny fun videos about this internet drama and gossip!
Viewers: What even is this keyword salad…

by mikabugg August 18, 2021