SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024

Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.

MY MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK!

by Crempent December 2, 2019

Sock and Awe

A high-concept, low-budget performance art piece wherein two weirdly-in-sync people hide behind a drop-down projector screen in a bar—usually in front of a bench or wall, ideally a soft padded one, creating an intimate speakeasy/tatami-like setting. Sometimes participants stick their feet out from under the projection screen, silently suggesting to onlookers that they’re making out. Bonus points if you leave your wallet unattended and the staff has to rescue it like it's a lost child at a carnival.

"We were just gonna enjoy some N/A Coronas, but next thing you know we’re all sock and awe like it’s a Fringe show."
"Dude, that wasn’t PDA, that was straight-up sock and awe."

by MadameSully June 28, 2025

Sock

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.

Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."

"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"

by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid

After a DNA test ,I found out it was a SOCK.

by MADBITCH333 July 14, 2019

red hot pink sock

When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.

He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!

by redhotpinksocklongwalkshortdoc April 15, 2023

Titty Socks

Funny name for a Bra made up by a toddler on tiktok : @haileyynicholee_

“I’m wearing titty socks”

by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025