Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 08, 2022
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No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand
A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas
by Sol618 August 25, 2022
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No fucks giving ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

When ur in a relationship what does this mean ?
No fucks giving ๐Ÿ˜ˆ โ€šDoes it means she's cheating /a hoe?
by Zaddyyyy2400 June 03, 2022
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Fuck lid

When accused of being a Biden voter one must call the accuser a fuck lid.
โ€œWe actually voted for Trump you Fuck Lidโ€
by Mr. Peter Peterson May 15, 2023
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<7.9.7.6.>Call It The Agency Of What the Fuck YOu Thought It Was ANd I Promise YOu, Trail My Words Again And I Promise You That I Will Promise To Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*
by direct crit October 21, 2023
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