Fuck Tarkowski

What say hail in surprise.
Synonym for'Holy Fuck'.

"Fuck Tarkowski! What in the world was that defending from Joe Gomez?"

by moreworkhahaha April 13, 2021

National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

It writes itself

“Bend over you fuckin heathen before I bust your bones into a soggy style position for you” - Me on National Fuck The Sanity Out Of Amani Day

by Niggacumshitfart April 13, 2021

Fuck off

When you want to tell someone to go away, but you want to do in a very offensive way.

Annoying guy: I fucked your sister last night.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

National fuck anything day

On April 14th you have the rights to fuck anything because it’s National fuck anything day

Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?

Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!

by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021

Fuck boy

Although I think it's funny I just need to give Ashnikko credit for making it a thing.

"yo, yo should get fuck boy tattooed"

by Cringe Gangsta April 14, 2021

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021