I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

I'm not taking "No" for an answer

This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.

Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."

by Hym Iam November 13, 2025

I'm so everything

When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.

Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.

by pryobites July 13, 2023

I'm Desiced

You died of laughter, aka something is that funny you laughed so hard you died. but it is extremely amusing.

Friend 1: DAMN, that man got crossed.
Friend 2: I'm Desiced

by BigFellaIsFat June 3, 2018

I'm a cup

ok

cup 1: Hey guess what?
cup 2: What?
*silence*
cup 1: I'm a cup
cup 2: A what?
cup 1: I'm a cup

by SpicyHamsandwich February 3, 2023

I'm he's

I'm he's is a very nice discord besti and a nice person

"omg you're such an "I'm he's"!"

by Manfrickyouandyourdaughter March 3, 2021