Two pretty best friends

Something you and i will never see.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly.

by pologee November 8, 2020

two in the loot, one in the boot

The act of placing your index and middle finger in the women’s vagina and placing your pinky finger in the anus simultaneously.

Dude, last night was crazy. Samantha let me put two in the loot, one in the boot.

by Debbie Hall June 21, 2018

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

two in the pink, one in the stink

a cool way of saying shocker. When you put your index and middle finger in her pussy, and the pinky in her stink hole.

Hey man, i heard corey gave that bitch courtney two in the pink, one in the stink.

by Twist_of_F8 July 10, 2007

two-twelve (2-12)

An New York Idiom for "let me talk to you/let's talk) derived from the dominant NYC area code, 212.

Let me two-twelve (2-12) with you

by NYCtrapping April 2, 2017

Two Men in one Cat

What the fuck did you just google

You just fucking looked up Two Men in one Cat in hopes to watch a cat being raped by two men what the fuck are you doing with your life

by swagmeansecretlywearegay September 26, 2019

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

A phrase coined on =3 from a viral video of two camels... in a tiny car.

The phrase is just bizarre enough to win every argument ever.

"We're having pizza for dinner."
"No, we're getting chinese. Two camels in a tiny car"
"Okay"

"Watch out for that squaids, man."
"It's all good. I've got two camels in a tiny car."

"That's lame. You're a fucking moron"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"You win."

"Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom"
"Two camels in a tiny car"
"Shit. You got me. Tell mom I said hi."

by Mayteana February 1, 2010