Twat

A complete idiot who doesn’t know how to do anything

Maggie called me a twat at practice today.

by finwall June 16, 2019

Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 29, 2022

Twat Locker

Another word for a Chasity Belt

Twat Lockers are used so girls can't be banged

by Brielle Niccole May 30, 2013

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.

A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.

by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011