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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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basic food blues

When you're hungry and have to eat food that doesn't taste good while thinking about the food you really want
Bob: I want steak but all I have is Brussels sprouts to eat
Jerry: Me too, I'm getting the basic food blues.
by karkar October 10, 2016
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food

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Craft Food Halls

An adult's cafeteria.
"What are you tryna do tonight?"

"Yo im tryna sling some ping and chug some brew brews."

"Oh word? Craft Food Halls it is."

"Neat-o"
by Lord Leg3nd November 24, 2021
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Food

The the best thing that has EVER happened to this crusty dusty earth.
God damn I wish I had some fucking food right now.
by )-; November 2, 2019
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Food stamp music

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.
Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off
by DIENUM May 12, 2024
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