waffle tits

looks like a waffle sitting on your counter top for 8 hours.soft and mushy tities.

let me feel those "waffle tits" bitch because i am rick James bitch.

by ho man459 March 4, 2009

Plastic Tits

Surgically enhanced breasts that maintain there shape regardless of the effects of gravity and never meet together to create a cleavage. About as attractive as a turd in a box of chocolates.

Plastic Tits are surgically enhanced breasts as worn by woman like Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton and most American porn actresses.

by Shrek's Dad August 13, 2011

Talented Tits

A musical act that played primarily in nudists resorts in the 1980’s.

I saw Talented Tits when I went to Cheetah Wild in 1986.

by Satan12 September 16, 2019

Tit Gooch

The area between a womans breasts, also known as cleavage, or Boob Grundle

I couldn't look away from her tit gooch, her cleavage was pierced which made it harder.

by Fusso June 20, 2011

fish and tits

a british girl with a stinky pussy and big boobs

you can smell and see betty a mile away. she's got some fish and tits

by burbman1969 September 25, 2020

that shit is the tits

When one is describing something that is the best of the best. Something that is very high quality and/or exceedingly enjoyable.

"Have you tried the pad thai here? That shit is the tits"

by Chlopdx November 25, 2020

tits on ice

a phrase that acts as an adjective to describe a thing that possesses the greatest amount excellence appropriate to that thing.

"bro, did you try that german chocolate cake? that shit was tits on ice."

"that new lil bow wow album is tits on ice."

by oldsexinjury June 28, 2014