Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

mole eye

description of how your eyes look/feel in the morning after a heavy night of lash..

has been known to occur in bright lights even without alcohol

as a general theory, the more nights of lash, the smaller and molier the eye becomes... BEWARE

oh man... woken up with bad case of mole eye..

person one: are you feeling okay? are you feeling a bit under the weather?

person two: no im fine, more like under the ground, got massive case of mole eye

by cryinglightning1 September 24, 2009

Crusty Eyes

After a female falls asleep after having sex, you proceed to wipe your cum in her eyes. When she wakes up her eyes will be crusty.

After I fucked that bitch, she fell asleep because I wore that ass out. I then smeared my cum in her eyes and when she woke up, she had crusty eyes.

by Rob Is My Name January 11, 2009

Morning eyes

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.

Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"

Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"

by GrandPoop October 7, 2010

Whispering Eye

A Term That Originated From The Movie Role Models that means Vagina

Hey Girl I really Miss Your Whispering Eye

by Ken Jizzo December 17, 2008

Eye Veggie

The opposite of eye candy.

Checking a girl out from the back and realizing her atrocious face, Swank says, "Wait, she's just eye veggie. I think I'll have some green tea to cleanse my pallet.

by Garren August 4, 2007

rookie eyes

someone who is awful at any activity or action, that person has rookie eyes.

Katie: oh, shit I just tripped.
Bryan: she got rookie eyes.

by Trevor frederiksen March 4, 2008