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BURY THE CUM

my wifes temptation

takes over my mind
thrust it in
feeling weak in my dick
summon the erection
of cuum

I AM THE CUMMER THAT IS CUMMMMMMING
INSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
MY WIFES TIIGHT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE
I AM THE ONE WHO MAKES CHILDRENNNNNNN
BUT I RUN AWAY
FROM CHILD SUPPORT
NEROS DEBTS ARE A DEMON OF DEATH

I CAME WITTTTTTHOUT KNOWING
SHE WOULD GET PREGNANT

DESCENDING POST NUT CLARITY
MY CHILDREN CHASING MEEEEEEEE

they inherited my genes
surrounded by my children
cant run away

keep breaking the law
abusing the child
led astray

through the lands i runn away
the truth revealed in my unsealed mouth
oh no he knows i ammm his father
he once forgot, but now he remmmmmmmmmmmembers

I AM THE FATHER THAT IS ESCAPPPPPING
REJECTINNNNNNNG
MY ONE AND ONLY CHILD
I AM SPRINTING AWAY FROM MY SONNNNN
LIFE IN ISOLATION
I HAVE BEEN CURSED
CHILD SUPPORT IS A DEMON OF DEATH

FORSAKENED CHILD SHOULD GO DIE
FOR MY GREAAAATER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
DESCENDING MISERY
AT THE THOUGHT OF MY DEBTS
DISSAPEAR INTO THE STREETS
LOST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND
FEARS PULLING ME
FADING, YOULL NEVER TAKE WHATS MINE

lurking in the shadows, under the veil of a disguissse
constellations of my children
dancing to my death, because theyre bastards
dreams of my wife have dissapeared
she no longer exists, because shes deaaad
the child chases all masses
pulling strings, finding me as i run
you want my money? then come try and take it
beyond the wall
children die
secret hatred
bloodline dissapears
my mind embraces
crimson joy
does it dim my heart
healing my debt

bury the cum deep withinnnn
cast aside theres no coming homme
were burning the marriage contract
drifting in the land all alone
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Cum loud

Verb. To orgasm and express pleasure by screaming, yelling, and/or otherwise calling out profanities.
“Brodie: Hey, look at that ring. What is that?

Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69.

Brodie: I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69.”

-Mallrats
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Cum hog

A Cum hog is a person who gets too much sexual intercourse
Word on the street She's a Cum hog
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Kingdom cum

When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
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Melanie is my little cum-slut
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stank cum

when you are fucking a dude in the ass and he farts on your dick and the gas particles seep into your tip so when you cum it stanks
damn bro yo stank cum smells like expired milk
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Do a Cummings

To blatantly break rules, the law, or social norms out of sense of arrogance, superiority and entitlement, especially when you get away with it or face only tokenistic punishment, thus provoking disgust, anger and resentment amongst the wider public who are expected to abide by those same rules and punished if they don’t. Named in honour of Dominic Cummings, one-time right-hand man to British PM Boris Johnson, who during the first covid lockdown drove across the country from London to Durham to his parents, and made various trips in the local area, later stating these were necessary to ‘test his eyesight’. He kept his job.
Bob: I got pulled over for speeding last night, but the cop let me off with just a stern word after I told him I’m close friends with the police chief.
Tod: wow! Sounds like you really did a Cummings there.

Covid marshall: you’re out in public in lockdown without a valid reason and are therefore being given a £100 fine.
Average ordinary chump: ah man, if I was rich and well-connected I could have done a Cummings and gotten away with this.

Wife: I caught you red-handed in bed with another woman.
Husband: but I had to see another woman in a state of undress in order to test my eyesight.
Wife: don’t try and do a Cummings with me!
by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021
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