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ass sandwich 

The act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone's ass, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.
That fat bitch was so drunk I gave her an ass sandwich.
ass sandwich by OG Pueblo October 9, 2007

Husband Sandwich 

What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.
When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.
Husband Sandwich by Sarafinasma February 4, 2009

lead sandwich

He ate a lead sandwich, so we buried him.

Ice Cream Sandwich 

When doing anal with a female, the female would proceed to shit on the male's dick while the male ejaculates all over the shit, mixing together, to create an ice cream sandwich. The male will then force the female to eat the "Ice Cream Sandwich" in hopes of trying to seduce her.
I gave my girlfriend a huge ice cream sandwich for her birthday.
Ice Cream Sandwich by MaxiuB October 17, 2014

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich 

When your girl is on her period and you fuck her in the vagina then put it in her butt and bust a nut. After which you proceed to squeeze her ass together while she pushes your come out her ass and lick it up. Hence the term peaNUT BUTTer and jelly sandwich.
I'm felling freaky babe, I wanna fuck your pussy and cum in your ass. But I'm on my period. Fuck it, lets make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

ham sandwich

Two men, one woman. Do you need a picture?
ham sandwich by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003