a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

Red zeppelin

Sore knob

I did that marathon in a pair of swimming shorts with a mesh lining! They were rubbing my todger for 26 miles! I had a red zeppelin when I got home!

by Nuphagus January 5, 2020

Red William

Someone with red hair and red skin. They are usually not smart and awkward

Did you see that Red William over there? His skin is so red.

by theycallmeredwilliam January 20, 2020

Big red

A code name for one of the best looking guys in the world

Did you see big red walking in the hall yesterday he’s amazing. Definitely my favorite color

by BigColors April 28, 2020

red sushi

The act of stuffing sushi up a girls pussy when she’s on her period then eating it

I’d love to give that girl a red sushi

by gyalist69 May 4, 2020

A Red Steve

A Red Steve is the type of person who pretends to be very left wing. He truly cares so much for the planet that he owns at least 2 cars (one of which must be a gas guzzling SUV) and drives to work.

You just pretend to care. You are such a Red Steve

by DomonicC May 27, 2020