tie one on

get fucking drunk

We went out last night to tie one on, but his biatch showed up and ruined the whole thing

by phil August 10, 2003

one love

Something you say to someone you're extremely close to or that you've known for a really long time when the two of you are parting.

(To your best friend) "I gotta go. 1 love."

by Sara May 13, 2005

one and done

a long-term monogamous relationship between husband and wife, in which one man and one woman, never previously married, wed and stay wedded until the day they die, come hell, high water, or anything in between. Also, an extreme commitment between husband and wife. See LDS Temple Marriage for more information.

Tim: "Dani, I'm so glad we've decided to be "one and done," so that we can stay committed to each other for the rest of our lives.

Dani: "That's right, Tim. We will never get a divorce, so long as we both shall live. In fact, according to LDS doctrine, we will stay married even after we die, and become gods and goddesses!"
Tim: "One and done, you've saved our marriage!"

by daniellamarcella March 25, 2011

one nut

The result of a fight with a switch knife, or the ex- after revenge.

dizeh has 1 nut

by ads0r September 11, 2003

one ten

The rating of a girl on a scale of one to ten, usually occuring as she passes by two guys.

Ratings usually mean the following:
>8 I'd do her, even if it meant first taking it in the ass from her using a strap-on.
6-7 I'd do her if she didn't expect me to go down on her.
5 I'd do her if I was entoxicated.
4 I'd do her if no one ever found out.
3-2 I'd do her in total darkness.
1 Reserved for animals and mutants. Below threshold of normal horniness. Barely.

Dude 1: Holy shit dude?! Look at that fine biatch! What's your one ten?

Dude 2: Um dude, that's your step mom.

Dude 1: Oh yeah...my bad. I mean I'd still hook up with her if I got the chance... she's definately an 8.5 any day of the week!

Dude 2: You are so fucked up dude. She's a 6.3 at best.

by Pfill Chong September 25, 2006

One-Time

To "One-Time" someone is to hit them harshly and K.O them in one hit (as the name suggests)

"I'm gonna One-Time you on Halo 2 with my auto-headshot sniper rifle"

"You got One-Timed last night mate!"

by Evilragdoll666 October 31, 2006

One Direction

Five flaming homosexuals that have millions of girls fall in love when them everyday. If you join the fandom, it is nearly impossible to leave it. You are usually constantly talking about them once you're a directioner.

Me; I'm in love with One Direction.
Friend; I know, you never stop talking about them.

by Kayla Whoran November 14, 2012