kicked in the nuts

Halarious reality show where a man with huge orange hair runs around and kids people in the nuts. He then laughs and shows them the camera.

Johnny was playing basketball when all of a sudden a strange man kicked him in the nuts.

Check out Channel101.com for more information.

by Andrew Fichera June 5, 2005

rolled a nut

while riding in a vehicle ones ballsack sticks to inner thigh, and body is pulled by inertia to opposite side of the stuck nut. Thus causing the thigh to roll completely over the nut and back to its original position.

Chad: "Ah! I rolled a nut!!"

Jonah: "What?"

Chad: "My sack stuck and I slid over it"

by nut roller January 11, 2009

Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.

Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.

by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010

nut busting

the act of masturbation

aww, man...it was so funny when we caught ______ nut busting the other day!!!

by Eridactyl June 15, 2009

No Nut November

An ancient ritual that must be performed by man every year throughout their life. This man must have a will stronger than any other, and must defy his destiny of being a common man to save all of humanity. This man must control his primal urges, to go without nutting for the entire month of November. Exception: If this man partied harder than he ever has before on Halloween, he then gets a one nut allowance to be redeemed from party conclusion to sunrise on November 1st. Stay strong brothers! This man is you, Trace McSorley. Defy your destiny and save humanity, the fate of the world rests in your hands.

Trace McSorley was raging like an animal on Halloween, then he took home and absolute babe (10/10 like Lana Rhoades) he then proceeded to destroy her guts leaving a massive nut inside her after the party. This used his one nut allowence and now he must follow the rules of No Nut November

by drockem November 2, 2020

Health Nut

A sexual act, where instead of cumming on a girl's face, you instead throw tofu at her and scream "Health Nut" at the top of your lungs. Usually done by the vegans.

Brooklyn Kalesworth: so how was that Veg date last night?
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy

by GeorgeBusch January 31, 2018

nut-fuzz

nut-fuzz is the soft and short hairs that grow on a young guy's ball-sack.

Some guys, like me, don't have ANY nut-fuzz at all!

by eda-skip October 10, 2021