The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
by Dr Drake May 12, 2017

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.
Person 1: how fat is they?
Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022

by Necksacqueen October 9, 2020

by Longpoopeater February 15, 2020

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
