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Club Kneck Neck

The illness you get after a heavy session of kissing strangers in nightclubs. It may present swollen glands or sore throat.
Patient: 'Doctor my throat is sore and my neck is swollen, I think I have tonsillitis.'

Doctor: 'No you have a case of Club Kneck Neck. Have you considered attending the sexual health clinic for a check up?'
by Dr Drake May 12, 2017
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Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
by Arvileng October 1, 2022
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neck franks

When someone is so fat that when they look up, it looks like they have a pack of franks (hot dogs) on the back of their neck.
Person 1: how fat is they?

Person 2: they so fat they got neck franks. when they look up, they lookin' like they got a pack of franks on they neck.
by Lulu Bean March 6, 2022
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Neck sac

The lack of space that should appear in real life and photos between your chin and your neck.
I need a different angle, one without my neck sac.
by Necksacqueen October 9, 2020
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Long Neck assouras

It's a large long neck dinosaur that looks like a T Rex that eats and poops alot
My long neck assouras keeps eating and pooping
by Longpoopeater February 15, 2020
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goober neck

by Goober neck December 10, 2023
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Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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